A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won`t float. Age before beauty is what we once said, But let`s be a bit more realistic instead.
Now, the new alphabet.
A`s for arthritis; B`s the bad back, C`s the chest pains, Perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can`t read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which we`d rather not mention.
H High blood pressure-We`d rather it low; I For incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won`t mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L `s for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory; we forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don`t grow!
P for prescriptions. We have quite a few, Just give us a pill and we`ll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that`s `dizzy,` you know.
W for worry, NOW what`s going `round? X is for X-ray, and what might be found. Y for another year we are left here behind, Z is for zest WE still have - in OUR minds.
We`ve survived all the symptoms, our body`s deployed, and We`re keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed.
IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVE A GREAT DAY. IF NOT, YOUR TURN WILL COME!
Posted by JackDaniel on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 23:19
